Bloodsport - A Fistic Ballet Matinee

Bloodsport / 1988 / USA / Dir: Newt Arnold / 88 min

Witness the awesome might of the Muscles from Brussels!

Prepare to have tufts of hair spontaneously explode all over your body and your goosebumps ripple into the manliest muscles you've ever seen as you witness the Muscles from Brussels roundhouse kick his way into your heart.

Jean-Claude Van Damme stars as real-life martial artist and frequent split-doer Frank Dux in the debatably true story of his time deserting the military to pursue his dreams of competing in the underground martial arts tournament, the Kumite, where pulses pound, bones shatter, and roundhouses are delivered in stylish slow-motion.